[00:00:56]Finally,[00:01:65]
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[00:03:81]all [00:04:05]by [00:04:30]my[00:04:68]self.[00:04:96][00:04:96][00:04:96]
[00:05:79]And [00:06:01]I'm [00:06:24]going [00:06:45]to [00:06:71]teach[00:06:92]
[00:06:92]something [00:07:20]relavent,[00:07:80]
[00:07:80]something [00:08:14]modern.[00:08:59][00:08:59][00:08:59]
[00:09:36]The [00:09:61]internet![00:09:84]

[00:11:31]The [00:11:50]internet [00:12:07]is [00:12:58]really[00:13:16]
[00:13:16]really [00:13:88]great[00:14:12][00:14:12]
[00:14:87]For [00:15:19]porn[00:15:91]
[00:16:50]I’ve [00:16:76]got [00:17:02]a [00:17:23]fast [00:17:20]connection[00:17:89]
[00:17:89]so [00:18:16]i [00:18:50]don’t [00:18:80]have [00:19:25]to [00:19:26]wait[00:19:47][00:19:47]
[00:20:11]For [00:20:39]porn[00:21:16]
[00:20:89]Huh?[00:21:10]
[00:21:66]There's [00:21:94]always [00:22:34]some [00:22:73]new [00:23:09]site,[00:23:24]
[00:23:57]For [00:23:68]porn![00:24:07]
[00:24:25]I [00:24:52]browse [00:24:86]all [00:25:21]day [00:25:46]and [00:25:69]night[00:26:01]
[00:26:24]For [00:26:45]porn![00:26:74]
[00:26:96]It's [00:27:26]like [00:27:65]i’m [00:27:94]surfing[00:28:37]
[00:28:37]at [00:28:75]the [00:29:07]speed [00:29:46]of [00:29:78]light[00:30:70][00:30:70]
[00:30:61]For [00:31:11]porn![00:31:92]
[00:31:74]Trekkie![00:31:84]

[00:32:22]The [00:32:56]internet [00:33:11]is [00:33:37]for [00:33:71]porn[00:33:92]
[00:34:04]Trekkie![00:34:74]
[00:34:96]The [00:35:43]internet [00:35:72]is [00:35:98]for [00:36:24]porn,[00:36:45]
[00:36:41]What [00:36:54]are [00:36:70]you [00:36:86]doing!?[00:37:33]
[00:37:49]Why [00:37:73]you [00:38:21]think [00:38:53]the [00:38:84]net [00:39:16]was [00:39:31]born?[00:39:38]
[00:39:77]Porn [00:40:36]porn [00:41:06]porn[00:41:43]

[00:42:63]Trekkie![00:43:01]
[00:43:55]Oh [00:43:82]hello [00:44:01]kate [00:44:55]monster[00:44:87]
[00:45:59]You [00:45:78]are [00:46:00]ruining [00:46:40]my [00:46:59]song[00:46:90]
[00:47:36]Oh [00:47:83]me [00:47:99]sorry, [00:48:67]me [00:48:83]no [00:49:03]mean [00:49:25]to[00:49:47]
[00:49:74]Well [00:50:06]if [00:50:20]you [00:50:36]wouldnt [00:50:52]mind[00:50:83]
[00:50:83]please [00:51:25]being [00:51:41]quiet[00:51:78]
[00:51:78]for [00:51:97]a [00:52:15]minute[00:52:50]
[00:52:50]so [00:52:69]i [00:52:90]can [00:52:91]finish?[00:53:07][00:53:07][00:53:07][00:53:07]
[00:53:95]oke [00:54:09]dokie[00:54:35]
[00:54:86]Good[00:55:12]

[00:55:84]I’m [00:56:03]glad [00:56:34]we [00:56:64]have[00:56:98]
[00:56:98]this [00:57:31]new [00:57:68]tech[00:58:01]no[00:58:29]logy[00:59:61][00:59:61]
[00:59:66]For [00:59:98]porn[01:00:70]
[01:01:12]Which [01:01:41]gives [01:01:53]us[01:01:79]
[01:01:79]un[01:02:04]told [01:02:42]op[01:02:49]por[01:03:06]tuni[01:03:71]ty[01:05:04][01:05:04]
[01:04:83]For [01:05:07]por...[01:05:43]oops, [01:05:78]sorry[01:06:49]
[01:06:29]Right [01:06:61]from [01:06:85]you [01:07:12]own [01:07:44]desktop[01:08:45]
[01:08:04]For ...[01:08:21]
[01:08:77]You [01:08:99]can [01:09:23]research[01:09:50]
[01:09:50]browse [01:09:86]and [01:10:14]shop[01:10:40][01:10:40]
[01:11:31]Until [01:11:89]you’ve [01:12:20]had [01:12:52]enough[01:13:14]
[01:13:14]and [01:13:46]you're [01:13:72]ready [01:13:90]to [01:14:16]stop[01:15:05][01:15:05]
[01:14:94]FOR [01:15:43]PORN!![01:15:98]

[01:15:90]Trekkie![01:16:00]
[01:16:64]The [01:17:04]internet [01:17:26]is [01:17:82]for [01:18:14]porn![01:18:38]
[01:18:61]Noooo[01:19:21]
[01:19:32]The [01:19:72]internet [01:19:94]is [01:20:50]for [01:20:82]porn![01:21:06]
[01:20:91]Trekkie[01:21:32]
[01:21:99]Me [01:22:23]up [01:22:49]all [01:22:81]night[01:23:08]
[01:23:08]honk[01:23:48]ing [01:23:55]me [01:23:74]horn[01:24:08]
[01:24:08]to [01:24:40]porn, [01:24:99]porn, [01:25:61]porn![01:26:83][01:26:83][01:26:83]

[01:27:22]That’s [01:27:66]gross[01:29:34]
[01:29:34]you’re [01:29:58]a [01:29:84]pervert[01:30:12][01:30:12]
[01:30:42]Ah, [01:30:81]sticks [01:31:09]and [01:31:27]stones[01:31:91]
[01:31:91]Kate [01:32:12]monster[01:32:42][01:32:42]
[01:32:98]NO [01:33:33]really,[01:34:20]
[01:34:20]you're [01:34:41]a [01:34:59]pervert[01:34:98][01:34:98]
[01:35:91]Normal [01:36:34]people[01:36:83]
[01:36:83]don’t [01:37:04]sit [01:37:31]at [01:37:46]home[01:37:84]
[01:37:84]and [01:37:94]look [01:38:07]at [01:38:21]porn[01:38:63]
[01:38:63]on [01:38:77]the [01:38:98]internet[01:39:32][01:39:32][01:39:32][01:39:32]
[01:40:40]Ohhhh?[01:41:65]
[01:41:98]What?![01:42:19]
[01:42:69]You [01:43:40]have [01:43:80]no [01:44:40]i[01:44:89]dea[01:45:28]
[01:45:68]Ready [01:46:08]normal [01:46:41]people?[01:46:60]

[01:47:13]Ready--- [01:47:74]ready ----[01:48:33]ready[01:48:60]

[01:48:77]Let [01:48:92]me [01:49:05]hear [01:49:21]it![01:49:29]

[01:49:39]The [01:49:79]internet [01:50:01]is [01:50:57]for [01:50:89]porn![01:51:13]
[01:51:19]Sorry [01:51:35]kate[01:51:60]
[01:52:15]The [01:52:55]internet [01:52:77]is [01:53:33]for [01:53:65]porn![01:53:89]
[01:53:65]I [01:53:86]masturbate![01:54:29]
[01:54:56]All [01:54:98]these [01:55:30]guys [01:55:65]unzip [01:56:18]their [01:56:51]flies[01:56:77]
[01:56:91]For [01:57:19]porn, [01:57:68]porn, [01:58:31]porn![01:58:67]

[01:58:53]The [01:58:67]internet [01:58:86]is [01:59:02]not [01:59:21]for [01:59:49]porn!![01:59:65]

[01:59:84]PORN!, [02:00:92]PORN, [02:01:61]P---[02:01:71]

[02:00:98]HOLD [02:01:34]ON [02:01:50]A [02:01:78]SECOND![02:02:04]

[02:03:30]Now [02:03:47]i [02:03:62]happened [02:03:98]to [02:04:14]know[02:04:46]
[02:04:46]for [02:04:64]a [02:04:80]fact [02:05:28]that [02:05:44]you,[02:06:27][02:06:27]
[02:06:27]Rob,[02:06:88]
[02:06:88]check [02:07:04]your [02:07:21]portfolio[02:08:01]
[02:08:01]and [02:08:37]trade [02:08:67]stocks [02:09:32]online[02:09:79][02:09:79][02:09:79][02:09:79]

[02:09:98]That’s [02:10:32]correct.[02:10:65]

[02:11:10]And [02:11:31]Brian,[02:12:04]
[02:12:04]you [02:12:43]buy [02:12:92]things[02:13:40]
[02:13:40]on [02:13:69]Amazon.com[02:14:57][02:14:57][02:14:57]

[02:15:03]Sure![02:15:41]

[02:15:73]And [02:15:94]Gary,[02:16:78]
[02:16:78]you [02:17:26]keep [02:17:49]selling[02:17:95]
[02:17:95]your [02:18:24]possesions [02:19:01]on [02:19:23]Ebay[02:19:62][02:19:62][02:19:62]

[02:20:06]Yes [02:20:24]I [02:20:57]do![02:21:07]

[02:21:19]And [02:21:41]Princeton,[02:22:10]
[02:22:10]you [02:22:71]sent [02:22:92]me [02:23:08]that[02:23:25]
[02:23:25]sweet [02:23:69]online [02:24:39]birthday [02:24:85]card[02:25:20][02:25:20][02:25:20]

[02:25:73]True![02:26:18]

[02:26:36]Oh, [02:27:01]but [02:27:20]Kate-[02:27:59]
[02:27:78]What [02:27:97]you [02:28:16]think [02:28:37]he [02:28:63]do . . .[02:29:18]
[02:29:18]after? [02:30:56]hmm?[02:31:71][02:31:71]

[02:32:01]yeah[02:32:48]

[02:32:91]EEEWWWWW![02:33:39]
[02:34:56]The [02:34:96]internet [02:35:18]is [02:35:74]for [02:36:06]porn![02:36:30]
[02:36:33]Gross![02:36:60]
[02:36:97]The [02:37:37]internet [02:37:59]is [02:38:15]for [02:38:47]porn![02:38:71]
[02:38:73]I [02:38:88]hate [02:39:12]porn[02:39:32]
[02:39:72]Grab [02:39:98]your [02:40:25]dick [02:40:52]and [02:40:81]double [02:41:44]click[02:41:66]
[02:43:68]I [02:43:85]hate [02:44:13]you [02:44:38]men![02:44:61]
[02:41:82]For [02:42:02]porn, [02:42:59]porn, [02:43:22]porn![02:43:58]
[02:44:94]porn, [02:47:28]porn[02:49:54]
[02:45:90]I’m [02:46:11]leaving![02:46:51]
[02:47:38]I [02:47:55]hate [02:47:82]the [02:48:00]internet![02:48:30]

[02:49:62]The [02:49:82]internet [02:50:24]is [02:50:47]for[02:50:69]

[02:50:70]The [02:50:93]internet [02:51:32]is [02:51:55]for[02:51:77]

[02:51:85]The [02:52:21]internet [02:52:37]is [02:52:69]for [02:53:18]PORN![02:53:47]

[02:53:70]YEAH![02:54:14]