back to lyrics indexAvenue Q - The internet is for porn
Finally, I get to teach a whole lesson all by myself.
And I'm going to teach something relavent, something modern.
The internet!
The internet is really really great
For porn
I’ve got a fast connection so i don’t have to wait
For porn
Huh?
There's always some new site,
For porn!
I browse all day and night
For porn!
It's like i’m surfing at the speed of light
For porn!
Trekkie!
The internet is for porn
Trekkie!
The internet is for porn,
What are you doing!?
Why you think the net was born?
Porn porn porn
Trekkie!
Oh hello kate monster
You are ruining my song
Oh me sorry, me no mean to
Well if you wouldnt mind please being quiet for a minute so i can finish?
oke dokie
Good
I’m glad we have this new technology
For porn
Which gives us untold opportunity
For por...oops, sorry
Right from you own desktop
For ...
You can research browse and shop
Until you’ve had enough and you're ready to stop
FOR PORN!!
Trekkie!
The internet is for porn!
Noooo
The internet is for porn!
Trekkie
Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn!
That’s gross you’re a pervert
Ah, sticks and stones Kate monster
NO really, you're a pervert
Normal people don’t sit at home and look at porn on the internet
Ohhhh?
What?!
You have no idea
Ready normal people?
Ready--- ready ----ready
Let me hear it!
The internet is for porn!
Sorry kate
The internet is for porn!
I masturbate!
All these guys unzip their flies
For porn, porn, porn!
The internet is not for porn!!
PORN!, PORN, P---
HOLD ON A SECOND!
Now i happened to know for a fact that you,
Rob, check your portfolio and trade stocks online
That’s correct.
And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com
Sure!
And Gary, you keep selling your possesions on Ebay
Yes I do!
And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card
True!
Oh, but Kate-
What you think he do . . .after? hmm?
yeah
EEEWWWWW!
The internet is for porn!
Gross!
The internet is for porn!
I hate porn
Grab your dick and double click
I hate you men!
For porn, porn, porn!
porn, porn
I’m leaving!
I hate the internet!
The internet is for
The internet is for
The internet is for PORN!
YEAH!
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